So, she’s still angry at you for having searched for her during load shedding using your rifle telescope with night vision camcorder.
What really got to her was the fact that the rifle telescope was mounted to your rifle when you went looking for her.
Now you need to make it up to her. It’s either a week of rom-com movies, or a picnic. Both are ever so slightly gay, but the picnic is a quicker route to bridal bliss.
But a brief look at your outdoor kit reveals a lack of picnic equipment, if ever there was such a thing.
There’s only one way to fix it, and that’s to get a kick-ass cooler box. But not just any cooler box.
You should get this puppy. It’s not just a cooler box. It’s a cooler box with built-in tables and folding stools that fit inside the tables when you break it down.
Look, it’s not a big cooler box, but think of it this way, your wife will think it’s cute, which’ll bag you more brownie points.
In terms of volume, it’s a 28 litre cooler box, which is nothing to sneeze at.
Because it comes with handles, your wife won’t have a hard time carrying it to where you tell her to place it.
And because the tables flip out, and the stools are easy to remove, even your wife can set it up.
It’s her picnic, so you’d want to ensure you pack something for her too. But since you don’t want her to gain weight because you have her best interests at heart, she can have a sandwich. The rest of the space should be able to handle your steak and beer.
The cooler box comes in two colours: red and blue. Personally, I’d have preferred a pink one, but hey, red and blue aren’t bad colours.
The cooler box has a rugged design, so if your wife is clumsy and drops it or bumps it against something, it should be able to withstand the knocks.
Hurry and get back into the good books with your wife by taking her for a picnic and using this all-in-one cooler box.