If you’re a manly man, chances are you lift heavy stuff.
Makita power tools, a can of beer, the odd kudu.
And when you throw stuff around in your workspace, it stands to reason you need a place to set things down.
Just because you’re a dog doesn’t mean everything should go on the floor, or hidden in a hole in the backyard.
That’s why you need this sweet, yet simple, DIY shelving solution from Garage Guys.
It’s made from heat-treated pine. Anything that’s heat-treated is good, except beer. And steak shouldn’t be heat-treated too much, either.
But pine that’s heat-treated? That’s worth a bone or two.
This puppy comes with the following measurements:
- L 1800 mm
- W 510 mm
- H 900 mm
That’s a decent piece of worktable. Just about fits a baby kudu. Even fits inside your room.
Here’s an idea. Replace your double bed with a single and this workbench.
That way you can lay in bed and hammer and grind and eat biltong, while watching your favourite show (if you’re dumb enough to prefer TV to books).
Both levels of this pine table handle up to 100kgs in weight. That baby kudu is going nowhere.
You can use this bench to hammer on, weld on, saw on, cut on or sleep on. It’ll take years of beating without yapping in your ear about how bad you’re treating it.
If you’re unhappy with the natural pine look, slap a coat of your favourite colour onto it (mine’s pink). Or give it a boring old varnish coating.
Perhaps you’re running a pop-up store. All the rage these days. Or maybe you’re manning a stall at one of those large Joburg expos us coastal people don’t have to subject ourselves to. Chuck a nice canvas cover over it, and you’ve got a business.
Because this table is lightweight, and because you’ve got the strength of a rabid ox, you can toss and pitch this table any which way you want, and quickly. It’s what men do.
Assembly? Easy. Come on, man, you’re an old dog who knows all the tricks! How difficult can it be to assemble a freaking pine workbench? But just in case you’re a young pup unfamiliar with DIY assembly, these blokes throw in a handy guide. It’s like a father dog taking his little puppy by the hand when he lifts his leg for the first time. Not a pleasant picture, but you get the point.
Get your hands on the Garage Guys’ DIY pine worktable and make life easier for yourself.